I have some argumentative children.  Quarrelsome, you could say.  Sometimes they will do something mind bogglingly absurd and then try to defend themselves by saying, “you never told me I couldn’t [paint the dog with gravy]/[microwave a stuffed animal]/[tell relatives how much I enjoy setting things on fire and seeing how long it takes for them to call you to express concern]/etc.”  To which my … Continue reading “No Crapping in the Middle of the Living room!”